Monday, August 11, 2008

Applying for a new JOB

If the one who will interview me will be like this... errr I guess I'll just put up my own business hehehe

him(8/11/2008 9:05:24 AM): good morning Kristin
her(8/11/2008 9:06:05 AM): morning
her(8/11/2008 10:08:00 AM): looks like ure not busy huh
him (8/11/2008 10:08:20 AM): ok lang. just catching up on emails before meeting with people
her(8/11/2008 10:11:28 AM): u always have meeting everyday?
him(8/11/2008 10:11:56 AM): yeah. thats how I disseminate work. hehehe
him(8/11/2008 10:12:12 AM): If I dont call meetings, I end up doing all the work myself

him (8/11/2008 10:12:13 AM): hehehe
her(8/11/2008 10:12:35 AM): smart guy
him(8/11/2008 10:12:47 AM): smart guys hire smarter people
her(8/11/2008 10:14:01 AM): hmmm if I will apply for your company, will i be qualified Mr. Manager?

him(8/11/2008 10:14:07 AM): what are your skills?
him(8/11/2008 10:15:01 AM):
her(8/11/2008 10:17:39 AM):-- what kind of skills do u want to know
him(8/11/2008 10:18:56 AM): hmmm
him(8/11/2008 10:19:11 AM): well, are you a good linguist?
her(8/11/2008 10:20:47 AM): uhmhm maybe... i know english...
her(8/11/2008 10:20:49 AM): ilocano
her(8/11/2008 10:20:51 AM): bisaya
her(8/11/2008 10:20:55 AM): gay lingo
her (8/11/2008 10:20:56 AM): hehehe
her (8/11/2008 10:21:09 AM): chabacano
him(8/11/2008 10:21:16 AM): good good. you are well skilled with your tongue then

her(8/11/2008 10:21:33 AM): hahahaha
her(8/11/2008 10:21:36 AM): crazy!!!
him(8/11/2008 10:22:06 AM): any other skills you think I should know?
her (8/11/2008 10:24:46 AM): i had gymnastic class before.. i was also once a part of the dance team ...
her(8/11/2008 10:24:58 AM): though i dunno if that will fit on the skills that you're looking for
him(8/11/2008 10:25:20 AM): so you are flexible?
her (8/11/2008 10:25:26 AM): aha
him(8/11/2008 10:25:40 AM): I think we can find a use for that
her (8/11/2008 10:25:47 AM): hahaha

her (8/11/2008 10:25:57 AM): and how about you... what are your skills?
her (8/11/2008 10:26:02 AM): aside from wrestling???
him(8/11/2008 10:26:15 AM): I am not the one who is asking to be hired... I ask the questions...
her(8/11/2008 10:26:28 AM):

him(8/11/2008 10:26:31 AM): What kind of compensation package are you expecting?
her(8/11/2008 10:28:10 AM): can we first discuss about the contract... im really not after the money...
him(8/11/2008 10:28:52 AM): ok. what are your questions for me?
her (8/11/2008 10:29:04 AM): is you're company offers exclusive contract for those who will be hired
her(8/11/2008 10:29:18 AM): or you only have slots for part-timers at this time?
him(8/11/2008 10:30:25 AM): For now the company is only hiring freelancers on a per job basis
her (8/11/2008 10:30:29 AM): let me assure you that i always take my job seriously... and i dont only settle for what needs to be done.. i always aim for the best satisfaction of the clients and the company
him (8/11/2008 10:31:02 AM): glad to know that
him (8/11/2008 10:31:17 AM): I am certainly looking forward to having you be part on one of our projects
her (8/11/2008 10:32:01 AM): thank you... and now i guess... we can discuss on how much u will offer me

him(8/11/2008 10:32:38 AM): what are you expecting?
her(8/11/2008 10:33:03 AM): if i will have a very good looking boss like you.. anything will work for me (pffft)
him(8/11/2008 10:33:15 AM): I only deal on commission basis
her (8/11/2008 10:33:23 AM): what do u mean by that
him(8/11/2008 10:34:02 AM): it means your take home will depend on your production
him (8/11/2008 10:34:13 AM): you work harder, you earn more
her (8/11/2008 10:34:42 AM): how about if i work faster will i get extra pay?
him(8/11/2008 10:35:23 AM): faster is not necessarily better.
her (8/11/2008 10:37:22 AM): ok then, got your point

her(8/11/2008 10:37:28 AM): when will i start?
him (8/11/2008 10:38:06 AM): how about tomorrow at 5:30pm?
her(8/11/2008 10:38:32 AM): let me think about it, but then i thank you for your time
him (8/11/2008 10:38:40 AM): your welcome
him(8/11/2008 10:38:46 AM): oh, and we have a dress code
her (8/11/2008 10:38:52 AM): hmmm
him (8/11/2008 10:39:16 AM): skirts for women
him (8/11/2008 10:39:17 AM):
her (8/11/2008 10:39:31 AM): no way!!!!
him(8/11/2008 10:41:07 AM): you will have HR issues then
her (8/11/2008 10:41:27 AM): is dress code more important than my skills
him(8/11/2008 10:43:07 AM): that remains to be seen

her(8/11/2008 10:48:05 AM): do u also have benefits for newly hired?
him(8/11/2008 10:48:55 AM): we offer medical
him(8/11/2008 10:49:03 AM): with Doctor Sulit
her (8/11/2008 10:49:08 AM): hahaha
her (8/11/2008 10:49:15 AM): what will be the name of my boss by the way?
him (8/11/2008 10:49:31 AM): you will be under Mr. Sulit

thinkin of' "PS I'm still not over you by Rihanna"

2 comments:

bluedevil said...

heheheh musta work with Dr. Sulit. hehehehe. Buti di ka tinanong na "convince me to buy an aircondition unit, and im living at Alaska". hehehe

momikristin said...

hahaha!! Nah! I won't share with you how it is working with him, it will spoil everything eh. Kaya nga I only post a "smiley" after this entry eh hehehehe

;p